Jack Dorsey Empowers Square Merchants to Transmute Daily Transactions into Bitcoin!
I n the realm where commerce meets the digital frontier, Jack Dorsey, the luminary Chief of Block Inc and co-founder of Twitter, hath proclaimed a bold innovation. Henceforth, Square's noble merchants shall be endowed with the power to transmute a portion of their daily transactions into the ethereal realm of Bitcoin. On this auspicious day, Dorsey didst take to X, once known as Twitter, to herald this groundbreaking feature, declaring, "Square vendors: auto-convert a percent of your day to day sales to bitcoin." Verily, this innovation, unfurling upon the fertile soil of the United States as of this day, shalt transfer betwixt 1 to 10 percent of the daily transactions of Square's merchants unto their own coffers within the Money Application domain. As the sun sets upon each day, this tithe shall metamorphose into the currency of the future, Bitcoin. Confirmation of this alchemical conversion shall be bestowed upon the merchants upon the completion of the transaction,...